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| Booshway |
Fer that tasty, fruity and sweet baked concoction known as FRUITCAKE!!!!! Yes sir, you betcha, hot dang 'n' yayhoo! I had some the other day 'n' immediately called the only other person in tha whole world thet eats fruitcake, Ol'Fiddlesticks! He was suprised thet I got a head start on him this year! He 'collected thet he was agonna have to get some real soon. So, here's tha deal; all you fellas thet get fruitcake each year fer Christmas 'n' don't quite know jest what ta do with it since ya don't enjoy eatin' it: Jest send it all to 'Sticks 'n' Me! We'll take good care of it fer shor! Keep an eye to the ridgeline......'n' yor fruitcake handy! Regards, xfox The forest is a wilderness only to those that fear it, silent only to those that hear nothing. The forest is a friend to those that dwell within its' nature and it is filled with the sounds of life to those that listen. | ||
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| <mtnmike> |
Cross Fox my friend you need help  | ||
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| Booshway |
Lol if I get any will give you a call.....  The best thing about owning a dog is that someone is happy when you get home. | |||
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| <mtnmike> |
Crossfox  On second thought...I think my auntie made me a couple a few years,I think I'am still using them as door-stops,,let me look,I'll get back to you  | ||
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| Factor |
Sigh . . . 'Fox, these fellers just don't have the taste of you an' me. Hafta be in a certain class of perplexion to glomb onto the delights of such delectibles. And tastes buds hafta be as pure as Adam's was before the fall . . . Such perfection makes it's kinda lonesome out here . . . Fruitcake'sticks As long as there's Limb Bacon a man'll eat! (But mebbe not his wife...) | |||
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Booshway |
My wife orders one out of Corsicana Texas each year, and adds a cup of rum to it. Yeah..I'll eat it!  | |||
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| Booshway |
Hey fellas, I eat it too! Been eating it since Thanksgiving. Right now, though, my wife is in the Christmas cookie baking mode. Know what you believe in. Fight for your beliefs. Never compromise away your rights. | |||
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| Booshway |
Xfox, if I happen to get one it'll be on the way to you at the soonest opportunity. | |||
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Graybeard |
There is a theory that there is only one fruitcake in this world. It gets passed from one person to the next without anyone taking a bite! shoot first ask questions later | |||
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| Factor |
Seep' I'll testify that ol' 'Fox eats every on that finds it's way into Alaska! That rumor is false! Haw! Heehawin'sticks As long as there's Limb Bacon a man'll eat! (But mebbe not his wife...) | |||
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| Booshway |
With a complete nations production of fruitcake coming to your house fiddlesticks, you can bank on company. I love the stuff and never get enough since my wife only buys a small cake. Now I know where fruitcake heaven is, I do believe I'd just better go there. Load fast and aim slow. | |||
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| Factor |
You're a good man, my friend. Heh heh . . . Fiddlesticks As long as there's Limb Bacon a man'll eat! (But mebbe not his wife...) | |||
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| Booshway |
Walna, 'Sticks, I tweren't counting on all of these 'ere closet fruitcake eaters ta come out 'n' confess to their munching of thet delightful concoction. Seems we've in good company though, 'n' some are willin' ta share. Now ifen I can jest gettem ta send me all of the MINCEMEAT PIES thet go uneaten at their tables too, I'd be in real Holiday Spirits! Keep an eye to the ridgeline......'n' a fork 'n' napkin handy! Regards, xfox The forest is a wilderness only to those that fear it, silent only to those that hear nothing. The forest is a friend to those that dwell within its' nature and it is filled with the sounds of life to those that listen. | |||
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| Factor |
We'll have to watch ol' White Finger. He's betwixt you and me, depending on which way the cakes'n'pies are headin'. Glad he didn't know about that shipment I sent your way a y'ar or two ago. Hope Wolf Woman has forguv' me by now . . . Fiddlesticks As long as there's Limb Bacon a man'll eat! (But mebbe not his wife...) | |||
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| Factor |
Got my fruitcake Christmas morn! Woohooooooo!!!! Stuffin'itdown'sticks As long as there's Limb Bacon a man'll eat! (But mebbe not his wife...) | |||
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| Booshway |
Hey 'Sticks! I got a 3.5 pounder! Between thet 'n' dinner I jest mighten have ta let out my britches abit fer a spell! Excuse me whilst I take 'nuther bite of cake! Regards, xfox The forest is a wilderness only to those that fear it, silent only to those that hear nothing. The forest is a friend to those that dwell within its' nature and it is filled with the sounds of life to those that listen. | |||
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| Booshway |
HAW...Hay xfox en Sticks....Jus sitiin here asukin an pickin me tooths after havin a piece of a dark cake,...an stumbled onta this post !! Gud ta know thar are still sum fellas with gud taste !! Quite a few years ago an ol frienda mine wuld give me a cake at Christmas tyme made by a compney namea Benson. Feller passd way an couldt find hyde er hair of a Beson cake 'til 'bout 3 years ago. Now I sock-up wen they show up fer th season;....Them cakes sur ar guud !!! Pickin en Grinnin Rupe | |||
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| <mtnmike> |
Crossfox I was concerned about you An Fiddlesticks getting wormy on Fruitcake,now I am downright terrified MINCEMENT PIE????? | ||
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| Factor |
'Mike! Grrrrrr . . . we'll git you fer thet . . . Actually, fruitcake kills worms. Nuther good reason fer eatin' 'em---haw! Now who's wormy? Heehawin'sticks P.S. I ain't as high on mincemeat as ol' Splooshfox, but I wouldn't mind havin' one. Rupe, I allus knowed you'us the right kind of feller. As long as there's Limb Bacon a man'll eat! (But mebbe not his wife...) | |||
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